*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*
Ross: I don't know you guys.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Chandler: He paints quite a picture doesn't he?
It’s better to have nobody than someone who is half there, or who doesn’t want to be there.
|—||Angelina Jolie (via soulsscrawl)|
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
It doesn’t cost a damn thing.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere.
all foam x screwback